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I’m a man who will fight for honour. I’ll be the hero you’re dreaming of. We’ll live forever, knowing together that we did it all for the glory of radio.

Born from an egg on a mountain top in Burnie, Dan grew up listening to the sounds of Tasmanian devils under his house fighting and decided that a career in growling on the wireless would be a more appropriate ultimatum other than trying to scrap for rats under the veranda with his animal brothers and sisters.

Dan enjoys sitting around in his underpants playing Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64 and watching Highlander on Betamax. His career consists of being a D grade Weird Al Yankovic, boasting over 12 million hits on the interwebs. He has made 3 friends and a Farmville request from the dizzying heights of parody songmaking.

His favourite foods are Jelly Slice, Clix and Dip and Tacos and Burritos. He is Jalapeno Business, and could write an essay about it, esse.

A father, a husband, a penny farthing enthusiast and a former deal or no deal winner, Dan loves Launceston like he loves Joshua Kadison: The Most.


I think we're alone now, after hearing her voice, there doesn't seem to be anyone around.

Ever the fitness fanatic, Marie is quick to jump to conclusions, run from her problems and is often seen eye rolling her way through the mundane. With a strong focus on shoes and the superficial, she is always concerned with wasting the perfect outfit on an insignificant event.

Striving for the mediocre, she will not let you down with poor life choices and an even more underwhelming story about said events.

You will find her cocooned in her weaved 500,000 thread count sheets, binge watching trashy television, gorging on copious amounts of bakery treats and incoherently yelling at the silver screen for the leading damsel to save herself.

Always an advocate of the black and white army, tolerable of 2 children, Marie loves Launceston as Kanye loves himself - always!